This page is intended to be a guide to which Starmen.Net Forum members have which ranks. This information is pulled straight from the forum member profiles, so it should be up-to-date; however, if you see any errors in the rank list, send a private message to Fishsticks.
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| Name | Rank |
| abgpieceofcheese | Say 'fuzzy pickles'! |
| Abjure | Last one alive lock the door. |
| ACiD | Reflex! |
| AK-Is-Harmless | fotw |
| AKthawonder030 | WHO DO YOU THINK I AM |
| AlienLoveChild | Bouncing on the Squishy Waterness |
| AmzRigh | I use an aftershave called Halitosis |
| anabanana182 | kleine häschen |
| Anthadd | Luna is not my goddess. |
| Ants | YOU CALLIN ME CRAZY!? oh wai.. |
| AoE | Best if used before printed date. I WAS AWESOME |
| Aquas | 100ft Tsunami |
| Arad | Keep your game tight, player. |
| Archon Divinus | I'm saying stuff on the internet |
| Arlaiek | Helveticek |
| Arlin | High Lord of the Cheesey Twonothings |
| Artemis251 | Koholint Dreamer |
| Atticus | supafly ham suit scouting guy |
| avenger339 | Sexy Commando |
| axelgnt | h06prptn |
| BC | I won some contest back in '99, and all I got was this stupid rank. |
| Black Fransis | Owns a Stooges Album |
| BlackLeader | PURVUCT!! |
| Blades0fEB | holy manbats, bladesman! |
| bmoney | dollah dollah |
| bstring | ...So, do you like... stuff? |
| Bulbasaur | Seed Pokemon |
| cafink | Head over Heels |
| Cannotthink | Olfactory Distress |
| Capn Muffin | Bad Enough Dude |
| Captain Bozo | Set a course. |
| CaptainPlanet | He's a hero! |
| captain_falcon | Mother 3? Bah humbug! |
| Cap`nRon | Resident Skeptic |
| Carbon Dog | Curiosity killed the me. |
| Carparama | i r DEATH PONY |
| Chao | Do a barrel roll! |
| Cheeseits | ITS CHEESE |
| CherrieGal | If you wanna find me I'll be out in the sandbox. |
| CherryBomb | i hate rhe forums |
| Chewy | Lady in the water |
| chim-chim | (double chim) |
| chloe | is a guy. |
| Chrissii | SOS Brigade Chief |
| chuggaaconroy | Nintendo Guru |
| Cody Mewtwo | 1337 Ninja skillz |
| Colin- | Ooo! Can I come too? |
| collater333 | Masterchief: SPARTAN-117 |
| Coreyback | Iowa RULES! |
| cowfish13 | Ness's mom is hot! |
| cr4zyd | You so wacky! |
| Crazyswordsman | wants a free sandwich. |
| CSwavely | Plo's 3D Hero |
| ctoner | I'll give you one number: five |
| cyan683 | Radio PSI Iron Man |
| Cyberquad | Captain Quad |
| dalaaminmind | LOOK A BREAKDANCER! |
| Dannondorf | halloweenff06bronze |
| Dark Figure | captain lowercase |
| DarkCalx | TI-83 Vader |
| darklink570 | Gu.. Gu.. Goomba! |
| Dark_Ness210 | Huked on fonix reeley wurked fur me! |
| DarthAndonuts | Koolaid Mongler |
| DarthBelch | Funny like a FAWX |
| David the Gnome | Look Around You |
| deltaorange | fotw |
| Denn | L+R+Start+Select |
| DerkaRagnarr | The REAL Eskimo |
| Dirk Gently | C1-67-H4-D0-00-01 |
| Doc Aquatic | Resident Expert |
| DoseiSan | PK PWNAGE!!! |
| Dr. Hobo | No grandma! Not my prison shank! |
| DrAndounts | Idiotic Semi-Genius At Work |
| drutopia | No Day but Drü-day |
| Dubbs | The best selling sandwich of 2007. |
| DustBuster | Bustindaduster XO |
| EarthBrent | An Inevitable Accident |
| EB Master | I have no something. |
| EB Player Super | Super EB Player |
| eb-bballin-cig dude | Guilty until proven innocent. |
| EB64 | Local Smeghead |
| EBFanJamesD | The Great Man K Man |
| EBounding | My plan involves itching powder, a unicycle, and a flame thrower. |
| EBsessor | Devotee |
| EB_Girl | Badgevatar Czar |
| Echo | echo echo |
| eduD edisnooM | Funky Disco Penguin |
| eggstree | Epic Beard |
| Eggy | Sabotaging the War Effort |
| Einherjan | The Angry Viking |
| emilio | Ace Scribbler |
| Emily | Trial Version |
| Erniewan | So be it, Jedi. |
| Everdraed | Spicy Fried Panda |
| EvilGiegue | My name is hard to say. |
| evolsoulx | Deep down: happysoulx |
| eyes5 | Count em! |
| Falcon24 | Born in a cross-fire hurricane |
| father of fruitkids | Meet my son, Johnny Appleseed. |
| Fire Geno | is not a dog |
| fireside | 10 points! |
| Fishsticks | Defying physics and most insurance policies |
| Flaming Turnip | Good & Proper™ |
| flyinghippo | Family Guy Guy |
| Fobbio | Making dreams come true. |
| FordPrefect | Him name is Hopkin green frog |
| Frank the Person | Intriguing Eyebrow |
| Frau Landers | All Natural, dontcha know! |
| Freed | wtf divine comedy you! |
| Frnak | Truffle Shuffle |
| FujiTV | in ur sites checkin ur grammarz |
| Gauntlet Mark II | Faster. Stronger. Wittier. And only $6.99. |
| Geekboy2005 | Are YOU asking for a Challenge?! |
| GenericPeter | Hey what's today, Thursday? |
| Get_Ready | fotw |
| GF-REX | Slimy Little Rex |
| Giampi | A Winner Is Me! |
| Giegue | Just a little too into MOTHER |
| GimeC | Vampire Grade BEDGTABLE |
| Giovanni | Sig. Wonderful-Universe |
| GiyganMage | lol, internet |
| Giygas-Two | +awesome |
| GoldenEevee | It was... soap poisoning! |
| gomoogles | One Cool Cowboy |
| Gonmon | OAMU OVUR!! |
| IN UR FORUM | |
| Greenzsx87 | The sub-urban zombie. |
| hamhamking28 | pork pork de bork |
| hanky | Funktastic Fatkid |
| Happy Happyist | This makes me look important. |
| hawaiian | Heck, tate can't link deas scout finches |
| Hawien Shertz | Heck, tate can't link deas scout finches |
| Heero0m | Go ahead; try to pronounce it! |
| Husky_Washu | A marching attack! |
| icEFusioN | Deadly Snacks rock |
| illustratedsailor | fotw |
| imness | Otaku Pride |
| Incoherent Moron | TOTAL ANNIHILATION |
| Insignificant_Item | Significantly Insignificant |
| J-DOg | Forum McPosty |
| Jakob Dorof | I had to pay to get this. |
| James | Wisdom, Courage, and Fanfics |
| JamesPicard_007 | Are you still listening? |
| Jamie_M | Town Justice, eh? |
| Jeff's Radio | Who shot me? |
| JeffMan | Haq Attaq |
| jeffmaxwell | PLACE YOUR AD HERE |
| jeff__dude | STUPENDOUS Man |
| Jigglysama | jiggly the handle |
| Jim | Martha Stewart Loves Him |
| JUSTiNB | Musicman |
| Kaigetsudo | What a dude... o. |
| Kail | My writing is more flowery than your pathetic garden |
| Katon | Not a DJ. |
| kenisu3000 | Fancomics are my parasite. |
| Keppokeppo | Hypothermiac |
| Kev-765 | Bestower of the DS |
| Kevin | Ask me about Portable Network Graphics! |
| kgiax | Supreme King Awesome Thunderpants! |
| Kidbond | Top Secret Agent |
| kindarspirit | Mazaa-too Curse Repellant |
| Kine | starmansuper |
| King Gordy | Small Town Diaspora |
| KingDarian | Super Famicomaniac |
| king_pseudonym | Mostly Harmless |
| Knackster | Intergalactic Planetary |
| kota12 | Kota Electric |
| Krast | Leave your sanity at the door |
| Kris | Press any key to continue |
| kruus | "I like photography!" |
| kungdavid | Fu! |
| Kyosuke | Subterranean Homesick Alien |
| lani | fotw |
| letsgoblues8 | Hey, Blue! Snip it off, already! |
| lewahi | プレイボーイ |
| LiarXAgerate | blong blong blong |
| Libra | Power Level > 9000 |
| Lion Rocker | Not a furry THIS USER IS **BANNED** |
| llamapalooza | This Title's Just Five Words Long. |
| Loaf | my fantastic hair won't solve this problem. |
| Luminos | bright operating system |
| Luna | Goddess First Class, Type 2 (unlimited) |
| Lynch256 | thatguy |
| M2S7N | rc5 |
| Mad-Mardigan | Don't worry baby, I'll be gentle. |
| mallet | hammer |
| Maltese34 | THIRTY. FOUR. DOGS. |
| Mansion Maniac | 2-Bit Reviewers |
| Maresuke | PK Gamin' |
| Mashi | I'MA CRICKET MOLE |
| masteraero | We have movie sign! |
| MasterZ | Not Trisha |
| matilda_caboose | Grade-A Carrie Underwood Scaregoth |
| Matrix | Whoa. |
| Meeellla | really incredibly lucky girl |
| Meer | Momentai |
| MentallyAbstract | \m/ >_< \m/ |
| Michael DePalma | FANFIC WRITER :D |
| michael_cayer | pkhack |
| mistycat85 | Clumsier than the robot |
| MogOfGlory | Gantz Graf |
| Moose | emoclew ot esooM! |
| Motu | Uber Nintendo Fanboy |
| MPHtails | Cope Up on CPU |
| Mr. Accident | Mr. Accident is NOT updating Mafia -- Mr.A Mafia Update Advisory System v1.1 |
| Mr. Spoon | Giving everybody informative pamphlets! |
| Mr. Tenda | I'm responsible for Rule 15! |
| Mr.Vort | asdsdf |
| MrWezzle | Redhead Wonder |
| muaythaiguy | PK Flying KNEE! |
| MUDSKIP | Nintendo DS Dark Owner |
| MuRdoc | You're hacking! |
| mydjsobad | seller of cool stuff |
| M_A_X | Love at first sight |
| n42 | aka colondee aka :D |
| Naeroon | Wails Loudly on a Guitar!!! |
| nanaman | I am the Banana King! |
| Naota | I Swung the Bat |
| NattyBumppo | Kentuckian Polyglot Gamer Guy |
| nb2k | Pizza + Full Throttle + EB = Extreme! |
| NeoPaula | My sandwiches bring all the boys to the yard |
| Nesskid | Ask for Ploobs get Baninated |
| neverbeenkrissed | Mushroom Hunter |
| NickCaz | The alpha. The man. The legend. |
| Nimbus | Uh no, I'm in here. Don't try to come in... |
| Ninten1 | Ninten's #1 Clone! |
| NKing | ME WANT SEE NO CLONES!!! |
| NLA | Tells dirty, dirty lies |
| notalentjew | American Cavy Breeders Assoc. Member |
| Odori | Language is the source of misunderstandings. |
| Omnitarian | I own Leather Sleeves |
| OnionRingOfDoom | OROD + AntiOROD = ANNIHILATION |
| Ord4everX14 | ordained 4 eva 14 times! |
| ozwalled | I'll have to think about it... |
| p-hop | artistorm |
| P-RO | Prawn Prince |
| P335A | fotw |
| Pancake | fs |
| PappyCat | Articulated Sniper |
| Paralistalon | Paralysed Hair Salon |
| PBalfredo | Seat Saver |
| Penguin | 1,000,000th customer. |
| Penguinguy | Weirdo Beardo |
| Penquin | It's a "Q"! Not a "G"! |
| pfresh85 | Supa-fly Information Guy |
| Picky | McNose |
| piemaster | Pastry Overseer |
| PikaChan | Alas, poor Yorick; I knew him. In America. |
| PK Rockin | Fshoom fshoom fshoom!!! |
| PKVorpalStorm | When PK Starstorm Ω isn't enough |
| poik007 | VOTE IN THE PLOLS |
| polentah | Potassium tested... |
| Portgas D. Zoro | EB + OP = EBOP |
| PSI Clark, (ATCOOS)! | Better than Superman |
| PSI Stuff Rho | Cost: 65 PP |
| PSI322 | Sunshine and lightning :D |
| Psionic Brawler | Creepy Crawler |
| Psychic boy genius | I am a pathological liar; never listen to me! |
| PsychicKid | Electrified Human Projectile |
| Psychomax | Nice. |
| psychoness999 | Normalness + 999 |
| Queue | Lying facedown in a city near you! |
| Rabid Dog | The Keyblade’s second choice. |
| raddevon | novedder |
| Radiation | Arn Tie Ripped? |
| Radio PSI | Listen to Radio PSI every weekend! |
| Ranger | LEGO MANIAC |
| Rash | Brash. |
| RaveFury | danceparty! |
| Raven Lodare | C=:D |
| RedShadow13 | Remember me? |
| Regulus | I stole your Horcrux. |
| rhobot | Rhombus! |
| Ruby | :3 |
| Runaway FACE | On a mission from Buzz Buzz |
| Rynen10K | Kicks puppies for cold, hard cash. |
| Ryudou | I read the rules! |
| s.p.a. | Friendly Neighborhood Neckbeard |
| samtron | Super Saminator |
| sarsie | ...is a zombie. |
| Sasquatch | Squash Match |
| SaturnStorm | ... Who are you again? |
| scph | Macinerd |
| Sean004 | Bond-003 |
| Sebastian | A Brick Stuffed with Moon-Beams |
| senntakuya | The Amazing and Talented Mana |
| SenorLopez | THIS GUY IS NAMED AFTER GEORGE LOPEZ. Or someone. |
| Sentry Robot | Password: 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0! |
| Sephy | America's Next Top Model/Dancing Drug Felon |
| shacktar | Tar shack, <i>baby</i> |
| shamansanchez | Blue Three |
| shmole | Holy Shmoley! |
| Shy | Hate Fairy |
| SigfriedSchtauffen | Super Mario Go-Kart |
| Silent Wind of Doom | Whoooooosh! |
| Silver Streak | FSHOOM!!! |
| SimonBob | Perpetually Bemused |
| SkullkidLink | SKL the Stampede |
| SkyCrocX | Victim of bad accounting |
| slam | I'm dumb for ignoring forum mafia :( |
| slicemasterflex | does not make julienne fries |
| SLing | at least you have a rank |
| smilin' sphere | STARBUCKS CARES |
| SolidNess | Norwegian Mother Lover |
| SoulBlazer X | I Rock Your World |
| Spam Man | fanvatar1 |
| special k | 1969 |
| Spongebob | artspot |
| Spooky Mook | Why do you wear that stupid human suit? |
| Squilburt | I am not a crook |
| Squirl | BOOOOOOOOM HEADSHOT! |
| STAREYe | There's no way to dodge a fist of love! |
| StarKirby | [insert rank here] |
| StarmanSlayer | 6 minutes early |
| starman_dx | Deeeeeluxe! |
| Starphoenix | h06prptn |
| Starstorm Trooper | The Last Guitarfighter |
| Stevesesy | Prone to Tyops |
| Strawberry Tofu | FaB Coiner Girl |
| SuperSpeedy | A Living Oxymoron |
| SutterCane | I don't really care what my rank is. |
| Sweet-Michiko | I like 'em roasted! |
| Tacosamurai | Samurai Taco Cats! |
| TANI | Manga Master |
| Tansunn | Conscientious Objector... TO THE EXTREME!!! |
| Tartar Sauce | Defying insurance and most physics policies |
| Tech | Escaped tube storage three times already |
| The Enforcer | ANOTHER 360 |
| The Losar | Floor Fro-Grammer |
| the Wanderer | Planet Power! |
| TheMadCreator | Undropping the voltage since 2002 |
| therookflows | 6000 |
| The_Kinslayer | The Silent Asassin |
| thickfreakness | a fleet of battleships and one reclining chair heading north of the arabian sea |
| Tokage | GOOT!! |
| Tomato | Translator & PK h4x0r welcome to th :| |
| Tony | Redeemer of the Banned |
| TPC Poo | King of Comedy |
| ukdudeinuk | Better than a barrel full of MBRs |
| Ukinojoe | Come into my house! |
| Ultimate-Gamer | I'm hungry go get me a kitten. |
| Umi | Fobby Master. |
| Vitehite | Fight Night |
| vivi3000 | Don't kick my hobo. |
| VoidofMind | Welcome to reality |
| Voltorb | One heck of an orb. |
| Vrikk | PSI Level Ω |
| Vyenpakakapaka | Pure Paka, Pure Power |
| waffy | Bring out the syrup! POPULAR GODLY INTARWEB FORUM ICON |
| Wampa | WHOOMPAH |
| Wasuremono | Ashurbanipal is my homeboy. |
| Weldar | Visually Impaired Welding Torch |
| wesman | Now with blast processing. |
| What | UNCHAIN THE QUAHOGS!!! |
| Wheelchairboy | Nice catch, blanco niño |
| white-sesame-seed | white-sesame-seed |
| Wyborn | Cotton-Eyed Jeff |
| Xero7 | (aka ø7) |
| xfisjmg1 | It's pronounced hard-effing-core! And I smell like something else. Holy dang! |
| Yawgmoth | AbstractAgent07 |
| YellowSubmarine | Where do we all live? |
| Yes Man Junior | Hula Hoop Punk |
| Yomon | Smelly Armored Frog |
| Yutz | Your friendly neighborhood Robotechie |
| Z-Row | Human Guinea Pig Governor Of Michigan |
| Zebesian | Wiebe Wobbler |
| zushiba | does not support our troups |
| ^demon | I poked a badger with a spoon |
368 total users with ranks.