Tricksy's Pre-Wedding Preparations

Wednesday 26 August 2009

The text of this log was provided by Tricksy.

See also Calsh's logs of the entire wedding and reception.

17:33:49Tricksy says: Bostyca!
17:33:56Tricksy says: I am frantic!
17:33:59Bostyca says: I am here
17:34:04 Ormseinbani: ...... Travelin'.
17:34:07Tricksy says: I cannae amember ANYTHING!
17:34:12Bostyca says: Whay thathelmet , did teh goblin mess up ye hair?
17:34:13Tricksy says: What am I ta wear?
17:34:20Tricksy says: Me HAIR!
17:34:30Tricksy says: I forgot ta get me hair done!
17:34:34Tricksy says: LOOK at it!
17:34:40Tricksy struggles to remove the helmet.
17:34:55Tricksy says: OOF
17:35:20Bostyca says: Well look at the bright side, I am sure that helmet will protect you from sparks
17:35:21Tricksy says: I meant ta have a goblin fix it.
17:35:47Bostyca says: So fidn a goblin, if you pay extra I am sure they will do it fast
17:35:49Tricksy says: Oh meee goodness. Ye best nae lean o'er far.
17:36:01Bostyca says: A goblin willdo anything if you pay extra
17:36:01Tricksy tugs at a ponytail.
17:36:08You peer at Bostyca searchingly.
17:36:14Tricksy says: How do ye know that?
17:36:39Bostyca says: They are goblins, they think just liek MsCelira
17:36:41Tricksy says: I cannae fine me list of notes.
17:36:54Tricksy says: I wrote a long list of things ta do so I wouldnae forget.
17:37:04Bostyca says: and ye forgot the list
17:37:10Tricksy looks stressed.
17:37:22Tricksy says: I didnae "forget" the list. I cannae "find" the list.
17:37:24Bostyca says: you best find a goblin
17:37:44Tricksy says: Egads!
17:37:57You beckon Bostyca over.
17:38:04Bostyca says: There might be some in Stormwind
17:38:06Tricksy says: We need ta sneak past.
17:38:20Tricksy says: Is anyone out there?
17:38:26Bostyca says: on the dock
17:38:36Tricksy spies Calsh.
17:38:38Bostyca says: we need to go via water
17:38:39Tricksy says: Eeep!
17:39:15Tricksy says: I'm going invisible!
17:39:16Bostyca says: We will figure out how to get back later
17:41:04You poke Jelinek Sharpshear. Hey!
17:41:09Bostyca says: look no line
17:41:10Tricksy says: I need me hair fixed and NOW!
17:41:34Tricksy says: Egads.
17:41:45Tricksy says: What's that? One hundred gold!?
17:42:06Bostyca says: 100g for that? It was popular years ago
17:42:11You frown with disappointment at Bostyca.
17:42:21Thomas Miller says: Warm, wholesome bread!
17:42:27Tricksy says: Well, 'twill have ta do!
17:42:29William says: Crybaby! Crybaby!
17:42:29Donna says: Gimme my dolly!!
17:42:52Bostyca says: Maybe just put the helmet on and we will ride fast
17:42:59Tricksy says: I am so glad ye have this magnificent motorbike!
17:43:01Ol' Emma says: As if I don't have better things to do in my old age than carry buckets of water.
17:43:39Tricksy says: Donnae have a mishap!
17:43:45Tricksy screams.
17:43:59Calsh says: Teaching what?
17:43:59Tricksy says: WAIT!
17:44:15Tricksy says: But... e'eryone saw us!
17:44:21You frown with disappointment at Bostyca.
17:44:34Tricksy says: Ok... I need ta... umm....
17:44:36Bostyca says: No we went y too fast
17:44:39Tricksy says: ... change me clothes.
17:44:58You gasp at Bostyca.
17:45:00Tricksy says: Ooops!
17:45:07Tricksy says: That isnae what I meant ta do!
17:45:21You blink at Bostyca.
17:45:30Tricksy says: SIo, HELP!
17:45:34Sionarra says: What...in the world?!
17:45:51Tricksy says: Bostyca is rabbitfied and I cannae amember what ta do!
17:46:09Sionarra says: Rabbitfied?
17:46:14You nod at Sionarra.
17:46:26Tricksy says: And the goblin cost one hundred gold!
17:46:31Sionarra says: Is that Gnomish for "nervous"? Lass I aint got a clue whot yer talkin about
17:46:50Bostyca says: Let me check on Calsh I shall be right back
17:46:51Tricksy says: Damnation!
17:46:54Tricksy says: Bostyca!
17:46:58Tricksy says: DONNAE!
17:47:14Sionarra says: ...calm down, lass.
17:47:15Tricksy says: She is going ta kill Calsh, I just know it!
17:47:20Sionarra says: Can yeh even breathe in that helmet?
17:47:25You bonk Bostyca on the noggin. Doh!
17:47:28Tricksy says: What?
17:47:30Tricksy says: Of course.
17:47:35Bostyca says: no just making sure he stands in the right place
17:47:36Tricksy says: That's the entire purpose.
17:47:38Tricksy says: Oh.
17:47:45Sionarra says: Yes but I thought only under water.
17:47:46Tricksy says: What is next on me list that I cannae find?
17:47:58Bostyca says: 1 hair, 2 find list
17:48:18Bostyca says: the dress
17:48:32Tricksy says: Dress... dress....
17:48:36Sionarra says: Aye, dresses are good.
17:48:40Tricksy says: dress...
17:49:07Sionarra says: ...yeh DO 'ave a dress right?
17:49:16You nod at Sionarra.
17:49:26Bostyca wonders how many Cluster Launchers she can squeeze aeound Tricksy
17:49:36Tricksy says: Oh, yes! In me trunk.
17:49:57Bostyca says: Dont worry about the launchers, they be ultrasafe
17:50:07Tricksy says: Egads, Bostyca.
17:50:21Tricksy 's voice sounds echo-y.
17:50:26Tricksy says: Oh!
17:50:29Tricksy says: Me dress!
17:50:32Sionarra says: Tricksy, lass... do yeh need somethin tae steady yer nerves?
17:50:40You nod at Sionarra.
17:50:44Sionarra beckons you over.
17:50:44Bostyca fingers her sap
17:51:04Sionarra extends her hands and mutters an ancient dwarven prayer.
17:51:09You frown with disappointment at Sionarra.
17:51:13Sionarra says: There lass. Be fearless.
17:51:16Tricksy says: Oh.
17:51:24Kaetta says: Hey Tricksy?
17:51:27Calsh yells: Nixi!
17:51:33Sionarra smiles and pats Tricksy gently on the head.
17:51:34Tricksy says: I was hoping for a wee bit of kungalush.
17:51:35 Trinixia: Hiya Auntie Tricksy! I saw Unca Orms was in armor, an' I didn't know we needed armor, so Ima gonna go find me some
17:51:38Sionarra says: I'll be outside if yeh need me.
17:51:42Trinixia yells: Hiya Unca Calsh!
17:51:42Bostyca says: If your nerves need more steadying ....
17:51:47 Calsh: You don't need armor!
17:51:51Calsh yells: Come back here.
17:51:52 Trinixia: Oh.
17:51:57 Trinixia: Do I need shoes?
17:51:59Sionarra says: And enjoy the keg.
17:52:00You thank Sionarra.
17:52:04You feel a little tipsy from the Brewfest Brew.
17:52:04 Calsh: You just need to look nice.
17:52:08Sionarra smiles at Kaetta.
17:52:12Bostyca seems a little tipsy from the Brewfest Brew.
17:52:14 Trinixia: I gots my pretty dress on an' a flower!
17:52:18Kaetta says: Hey hun!
17:52:22 Calsh: That's good.
17:52:27You greet Kaetta warmly.
17:52:30 Calsh: Go see Tricksy.
17:52:35Kaetta says: What's with the getup? Jitters?
17:52:39You nod at Kaetta.
17:52:44Kaetta says: Aww!
17:52:45 Trinixia: Where? she wouldn't tell me
17:52:48Kaetta hugs you.
17:52:48Tricksy says: Bostya, can ye aid me with me buttons?
17:52:55Kaetta says: 's gonna be fine hun.
17:52:56Tricksy says: And, I need another mug.
17:53:00Kaetta giggles at you.
17:53:13 Homrend: Ach, good t' see so many folk around!
17:53:18Bostyca says: It is a snug fit in your shtate , I have some springsh here
17:53:26Tricksy says: Springs?
17:53:28Tricksy says: Egads.
17:53:38Tricksy says: I donnae want ta experience a wardrobe malfunction! ...hic!
17:53:43Bostyca says: Will tuck on in the belt
17:53:51Kaetta gently pats you.
17:53:58 Tricksy: Trinixia?
17:54:07Bostyca says: now stay still while I turn the tension up to maximim plus
17:54:15 Homrend: All o' yeh know where ye're goin'?
17:54:17Tricksy takes a deep breath.
17:54:21 Trinixia: NO!
17:54:25Bostyca says: excellent
17:54:29You have joined a raid group.
17:54:32 Trinixia: **almost crying** and no one will tell me!
17:54:39 Sionarra: Nixi, lass. On the boat.
17:54:50 Trinixia: ohs.
17:54:54 Sionarra: Just be mindful of the bap between the deck and boat...
17:54:55Tricksy says: Egads, can ye please find Trinixia?
17:54:56Bostyca says: That will work well is teh same springthey use to catapult the new race car off the starting line
17:55:05You blink at Bostyca.
17:55:05You feel sober again.
17:55:08Tricksy says: Trinixia!
17:55:09Trinixia blinks at you.
17:55:13Bostyca seems to be sobering up.
17:55:14Trinixia says: I need a helmet!
17:55:16Tricksy says: What is it?
17:55:22 Trinixia: I GOTTA GET A HELMET!
17:55:29 Sionarra: Nixi lass...
17:55:33 Sionarra: *sigh*
17:55:36 Trinixia: Yeah?
17:55:45 Trinixia: **sighs** I'm confused.
17:55:55 Calsh: Nixi, you're dressed perfectly already.
17:55:58 Sionarra: Never mind. Get yeh a helmet if yeh like.
17:55:58 Calsh: You don't need anything else.
17:56:07 Trinixia: I don't think I have one.
17:56:17Tricksy says: Why are ye wearing a helmet?
17:56:26Tricksy says: Oh! Me shoes!
17:56:28Trinixia pouts
17:56:33Trinixia says: I wanna helmet.
17:56:33Tricksy says: I cannae reach me feet anymore.
17:56:35Bostyca says: Trinixia said we should all wear them
17:56:44Tricksy says: We shouldnae be wearing helmets.
17:56:49Tricksy looks confused.
17:57:04Tricksy says: Help me with me shoes!
17:57:19Tricksy tries to push the boots off with the other boot.
17:57:19Trinixia says: I don't wear shoes, I don't know how to help!
17:57:20Bostyca says: I thought you might have decided on a new look for teh wedding party
17:57:39Tricksy says: Oh, look! Me list! 'Twas in the pocket of me robe.
17:57:43Bostyca says: These are tough, do you have open toed ones
17:57:55Tricksy says: Iffn we can get these boots off.
17:58:09Tricksy says: OOF!
17:58:14Trinixia giggles at you.
17:58:14You blink at Bostyca.
17:58:27Tricksy says: They blew right off me feet!
17:58:40Tricksy says: Trinixia, can ye aid me with me new shoes?
17:58:48Tricksy says: I cannae reach me feet!
17:58:58Trinixia says: I can try!
17:59:01Trinixia kneels down.
17:59:10Tricksy hands Trinixia some Bonecaster's Boots of Frozen Wrath.
17:59:17Trinixia grabs the left shoe, and goes after the right foot.
17:59:26Tricksy says: Oh, no, no... other foot!
17:59:31Trinixia says: OH!
17:59:42Trinixia switches feet, but tries to push it on sideways
17:59:58Tricksy deftly turns her foot to slip the shoe on properly.
18:00:03Tricksy says: Oh, thank ye! Now the other one!
18:00:04Trinixia giggles.
18:00:06Trinixia says: tays!
18:00:12You smile at Trinixia.
18:00:15Trinixia manages to hold the otherone upside down.
18:00:19Trinixia says: I think it's broken.
18:00:23You giggle at Trinixia.
18:00:29Tricksy says: Turn it around!
18:00:36Bostyca says: Let me see if I can find a mallet
18:00:39Trinixia turns it around to be both upsdie down, and backwards.
18:00:45Trinixia says: I still don't get it.
18:00:56Tricksy says: Put the open bit by me toes!
18:01:06Tricksy wiggles her toes.
18:01:07Trinixia flips it around twice and it seems to slip on
18:01:11Trinixia says: OH!
18:01:14Tricksy says: Grand!
18:01:19Tricksy says: Now, help me up, please!
18:01:24Tricksy holds out her hands.
18:01:33Trinixia grabs Tricksy's hands and pulls
18:01:38Tricksy grunts and stands.
18:01:41Tricksy says: Thank ye!
18:01:44Trinixia and falls on her rump
18:01:47Tricksy says: Now... let me check me list
18:01:48Trinixia says: oof!
18:01:50Tricksy says: Oh!
18:01:55Tricksy helps Trinixia up.
18:01:59Trinixia giggles.
18:02:11Trinixia says: I don't think I like shoes. They make you fall down.
18:02:11Tricksy tries to tug at a ponytail.
18:02:16You giggle at Trinixia.
18:02:23Tricksy says: Nae, nae... shoes are grand.
18:02:25Trinixia says: Auntie Tricksy, are you supposed to get married in a helmet?
18:02:32Tricksy says: Oh!
18:02:34Trinixia says: I'd think Unca Calsh would want to see yous.
18:02:36Tricksy says: Me veil!
18:02:41Tricksy says: I do have a veil.
18:02:48Tricksy digs through the trunk.
18:02:51Tricksy says: Here it is!
18:03:02Tricksy says: Thankfully I organized e'erything afore I got so nervous.
18:03:09Trinixia giggles at you.
18:03:14Tricksy carefully tugs off the helmet.
18:03:33Trinixia says: pretty!
18:03:42Bostyca says: Did you get it on, or should I trip a bit with my Gnomish Army Knife
18:03:54You gasp at Bostyca.
18:04:01Tricksy says: Please keep ye knife in ye pocket!
18:04:08Tricksy seems a bit more calm.
18:04:15Tricksy says: Now... what is next on me list.
18:04:23Trinixia says: Did I need a list too?
18:04:35Tricksy says: Let's see... ye just need ta...
18:05:04Bostyca says: Worry not, I am very good with knives
18:05:17Tricksy says: Um... toss some flo'er petals on the deck and the dock as ye walk.
18:05:23Tricksy says: Oh! Flo'ers!
18:05:25Trinixia says: Tays.
18:05:25Relica is getting drunk off of Dark Dwarven Lager.
18:05:35Relica looks tipsy.
18:05:41Tricksy carefully cuts several fresh flowers.
18:05:48Relica is getting drunk off of Caraway Burnwine.
18:06:09Tricksy takes a deep breath.
18:06:13Major Mattingly yells: Citizens and allies of Stormwind, on this day, history has been made. Bellok has laid waste to that which had attempted to usurp the rule of the kingdom. Gather round and join me in honoring our heroes.
18:06:17Tricksy says: How do I look?
18:06:20Tricksy says: Am I ready?
18:06:22Major Mattingly yells: Behold the might of the Alliance! The dread lady, Onyxia, hangs from the arches! Let the rallying cry of the dragon slayer lift your spirits!
18:06:22Trinixia says: Awesomes!
18:06:29Bostyca says: nervous
18:06:39Bostyca says: that too
18:07:21Tricksy says: I am nervous.
18:07:30Bostyca says: let me see if Sio is in place
18:07:33Tricksy says: I feel a wee bit sick.
18:07:50Trinixia says: uh ohs...
18:07:51Tricksy puts her hand on her enormous belly.
18:08:01Trinixia says: Want some bread? it usually makes my tummy feel better.
18:08:13Tricksy says: Oh, aye.
18:08:17Tricksy says: It might calm me nerves.
18:08:22Trinixia creates: Conjured Croissantx20.
18:08:32Tricksy says: Ye look grand. Both of ye do!
18:08:37You thank Trinixia.
18:08:37Trinixia hands Tricksy a Croissant
18:08:40Relica looks tipsy.
18:08:42Bostyca thanks you.
18:08:47Tricksy nibbles at some bread.
18:08:48Trinixia says: It's not very heavy, it should be nummy.
18:09:09Tricksy says: Oh me goodness, Bostyca.
18:09:17Trinixia hides from the rat
18:09:19Bostyca says: how did she get here
18:09:23Tricksy says: Ye are afearing Trinixia!
18:09:39Tricksy says: It's alright, Trinixia!
18:09:41Trinixia says: I'm not going out there with that rat there.
18:09:44Trinixia says: it's scary.
18:09:45Bostyca says: I locked her in the vault, Kriana musthave letherout
18:10:04Tricksy says: Egads... please ...um... can ye hide her in the trunk?
18:10:12Homrend knocks politely.
18:10:12Tricksy opens the lid to the trunk.
18:10:21Tricksy says: COME IN.
18:10:22Bostyca chases Giant Sewer Rat
18:10:27Tricksy says: BUT DONNAE LET THE RAT OUT!
18:10:30Homrend greets everyone warmly.
18:10:32Trinixia says: Unca Homrend, kill the rat! it's ebil!
18:10:42Tricksy slams the lid to the trunk.
18:10:48Homrend sets a snake trap. Snakes beat rats.
18:11:01Homrend says: Ach, Tricksy, yeh look lovely.
18:11:02Tricksy says: There, Trinixia... 'tis locked in the trunk!
18:11:02Homrend smiles at you.
18:11:07You smile at Homrend.
18:11:10Trinixia says: Are you sure?
18:11:11Tricksy says: Oh, thank ye, Homrend.
18:11:14You nod at Trinixia.
18:11:21Tricksy says: I afear I am nervous, howe'er.
18:11:28Trinixia says: I don't like rats.
18:11:36Trinixia says: where's Aris? kitties eat rats.
18:11:45Homrend says: Oh? Fix *that*, then.
18:11:57Tricksy says: Nae... nae... Trinixia. It's safe in the trunk!
18:12:05You thank Homrend.
18:12:07Trinixia says: I'd feel better with a kitty.
18:12:11Tricksy chugs down the brew.
18:12:13You feel a little tipsy from the Brewfest Brew.
18:12:13Homrend says: Courage.
18:12:19Trinixia whistles
18:12:23Tricksy says:
18:12:30You nod at Homrend.
18:12:32Trinixia says: There, kitty'll save me.
18:12:33Tricksy says: Thank ye.
18:12:37Bostyca says: Tricksy what is that in you pocket
18:12:38Homrend says: Think they're ready fer us out there... when yeh are.
18:12:45Trinixia says: When do I go?
18:12:46Tricksy says: "Tis nae that I donnae care for Calsh.
18:12:48Homrend eyes Bostyca up and down.
18:13:00Bostyca looks in tricksys pocket
18:13:02Tricksy says: Oh... a kitten.... grand.... Trinixia.
18:13:08Tricksy says: I donnae have anything but me list.
18:13:17Tricksy squeaks!
18:13:21Bostyca says: It must have crawled in when we swam to the goblin
18:13:24Tricksy says: That must have ... aye.
18:13:35Homrend seems a little tipsy from the Brewfest Brew.
18:13:39Tricksy picks up the crab and tosses it in a handy bucket.
18:13:46Tricksy says: One more drink of courage!
18:13:54Tricksy says: Alright... Trinixia!
18:13:55Bostyca seems a little tipsy from the Brewfest Brew.
18:13:57Homrend nods at you.
18:14:04Homrend raises a drink to you. Cheers!
18:14:05Tricksy says: Donnae forget ta toss the petals on the ground!
18:14:09Trinixia says: tays!
18:14:12You raise a drink to Homrend. Cheers!
18:14:28Tricksy says: Bostyca... ...hic!
18:14:31Bostyca says: I waill tell you when I hit teh bottom may be shlwo droping all the flares
18:14:32Homrend says: Which side're yeh on?
18:14:36Tricksy says: ... donnae kill anyone whilst ye walk.
18:14:48Tricksy says: This side, I alieve.
18:14:52Homrend nods at you.
18:15:00Tricksy hiccups.
18:15:00Homrend lets out a hearty chuckle.
18:15:16Homrend says: Funny t' think o' us endin' up like this, hey?
18:15:21Relica is getting drunk off of Dark Dwarven Lager.
18:15:22Tricksy slips her hand into the crook of Homrend's elbow and smilesh up at him.
18:15:23You nod at Homrend.
18:15:24Homrend says: Me, walkin' yeh down th' aisle? ...hic!
18:15:29Homrend pats her hand.
18:15:37Tricksy says: It could have been different.
18:15:43Tricksy says: But, I am happy.
18:15:57Homrend says: Aye. An' I'm verra happy fer yeh, too.
18:16:04Tricksy says: Thank ye.
18:16:09Tricksy pats his hand.
18:16:16Relica looks tipsy.
18:16:30Tricksy says: Now... it's our turn!
18:16:35Homrend seems to be sobering up.
18:16:42Homrend winks slyly at you.
18:16:42Homrend says: /wink tri
18:16:56Bostyca seems to be sobering up.
18:17:03Tricksy coughs a bit.
18:17:21You giggle at Homrend.
18:17:24Calsh smiles at you.
18:17:27Tricksy cannot see anything!
18:17:42You smile at Calsh.
18:17:48Tricksy says: Thank ye, Homrend. ...hic!
18:17:49Homrend presents Tricksy to Calsh.